Rabbit ears?! What on earth kind of outfit would they have where they could make a man like you look good in a rabbit costume? You make your way to the changing room and see what looks like a copy of a playboy bunny outfit lying there. You think it'd be a funny joke to try it on anyway so after a couple minutes of putting it all on, you sit down to put on the heels and notice more of a cushion... Did your butt get bigger? Surely not. You pick up a heel and notice you're nails are now a cute shade of pink, what's going on?! Was your hair always this long? It was never blonde though! You look down and see BREASTS! You look across the mirror, and you think you actually look quite cute. Accepting your fate, you get up and imagine how many guys you're gonna pick up tonight.
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